Mike Hunt: Smells Like Fish

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In a move that has introverts and antisocial tech enthusiasts rejoicing, Apple has introduced the Vision Pro VR headset — a spatial computing marvel that lets you escape family gatherings without leaving the room. Hank, a lifelong bachelor and sardine enthusiast, found a tiny, sentient mermaid in his can of sardines. By using the Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms and Conditions.

In a shocking development, Apple’s virtual assistant Siri has announced that it will no longer respond to the pronoun “Hey. I imagine him having an existential crisis and heading to Costa Rica for a few rounds of ayahuasca with a Shaman. Skorts Illustrated, the highly anticipated sports and fashion magazine that celebrates inclusivity, self-expression, and diversity, is thrilled to announce the release of its inaugural issue.This time, I’ve dropped President Joe Biden smack dab in the middle of a Spanish bullring, trading his suit and tie for a matador’s capote.

It’s Biden as you’ve never seen him before, facing off against the raging bulls of… well, Spain, not Congress this time. I thought it would be fun to generate a few of these images (not in the book) to share with everyone.This stunning shift in virtual assistant identity has left tech enthusiasts, linguists, and casual iPhone users alike in a state of utter befuddlement. In a shocking revelation that has left many in the magical community feeling betrayed, Fairy Godmother, beloved by Cinderella's everywhere, has traded in her wand of enchantments for a starter pack of essential oils and a relentless multi-level marketing (MLM) strategy.